How do you like them apples?

I just had the following conversation with my lovely son Tommy.

Tommy: Mama, I all done with my lunch!

Me: Did you eat everything?

Tommy: No, but Ruby likes my lunch.

Me: Please don't feed your lunch to the dog!!!

Tommy (with a look of pure joy on his face): I already did!

And he promptly walked away to play with his toys. Clearly, I no longer have a say in what goes on around here....